So many poems to write
So few readers to read them
A book of agents
A book of Publishers
They reject
what they have not read
You need to write a better query
But we are not selling queries
Sell my query letters and
I well write a great query letter
I went to the Northwest writers conference
Not one word of written work did they read
They were looking for lesbian gay writing
Mumsy and poopsy visiting lighthouses
The publishers
We don't accept unless through an agent
Patterson is written by some other dude
Actually there are robots now writing
They wonder why bookstores are going
out of business-it isn't about writing anymore
I guess Hemingway was good at query letters