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GET THOSE REINDEER OFF MY ROOFThe day after Thanksgiving all through the Mall Grandma is seeking that one wetting doll The remains of turkey dinner put in the freezer Grandpa wants a Playboy bunny just so he can squeezer Uncle Ned still drunk sharing with the dog a beer He's waiting with a shotgun to shoot him a reindeer Last year he awoke from his drunk hearing a clatter Broke his leg climbing on the roof dropped from a ladder Dear old aunt Eddie she is still eating getting fatter This year they say not Christmas a Holiday tree I am not shopping in those stores you can trust that from me All my rights haven't been taken away in the land of the free Someone asked me what I want for Christmas day I want the end of the waring and bring peace my way This soon after Thanksgiving me and the dog will rest I haven't money to shop they took it poverty blest Wife says on Sunday we take down the decorations placings Until that day me and these leftovers going to be spacing So Ned don't miss the Reindeer hit Santa and the story ends For they well seek him down Santa has allot of Friends Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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