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GET THOSE REINDEER OFF MY ROOF


The day after Thanksgiving all through the Mall
Grandma is seeking that one wetting doll
The remains of turkey dinner put in the freezer
Grandpa wants a Playboy bunny just so he can squeezer
Uncle Ned still drunk sharing with the dog a beer
He's waiting with a shotgun to shoot him a reindeer
Last year he awoke from his drunk hearing a clatter
Broke his leg climbing on the roof dropped from a ladder
Dear old aunt Eddie she is still eating getting fatter
This year they say not Christmas a Holiday tree
I am not shopping in those stores you can trust that from me
All my rights haven't been taken away in the land of the free
Someone asked me what I want for Christmas day
I want the end of the waring and bring peace my way
This soon after Thanksgiving me and the dog will rest
I haven't money to shop they took it poverty blest
Wife says on Sunday we take down the decorations placings
Until that day me and these leftovers going to be spacing
So Ned don't miss the Reindeer hit Santa and the story ends
For they well seek him down Santa has allot of Friends

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