Grandma from the Casino called
She got a Royal Flush
They'll buy a Lotta Mush
But she is not home yet
Lucky if she has half my bet
Grandma's just having fun
First time she has really won
She shares half with her friend
The way it has always been
Those Casinos there to make money
Most often fleecing my honey
I may have to go there and getter
You see I am Grandma's baby sitter
The woman doesn't know when to walk away
Stays around long enough they'll make her pay
She is always going to be a winner
Just as long as she is home by dinner
She doesn't smoke or drink plays the slots
Won't give her enough so we are have not's
So Grandma is off and having a little fun
Won't spoil the mood not often she has won
Don't exchange so gave her forty dollars to play
Hitting a Royal flush beats losing any day