Just a little humor. Please don't think that I am this way in real life. :)
Honey, fix me breakfast
I want my eggs and ham
You are my woman
And baby I'm your man
Pour a cup of coffee
And bring the paper too
Honey you're my woman
Please bring me my new shoes
Honey, I am leaving
I'll be home at five
Have my dinner ready
You know what your man likes
And when we've finished eating
You know what you must do
Honey you're my woman
And baby I love you
Honey, I'm relaxing
Watching my TV
Could you bring the pretzels?
And my beer to me
I know you must be tired
So take a little break
We only have one hour
Before it's love we make
Honey I am sleepy
You were great tonight
You know how to please me
You always do it right
I need to go to sleep now
I've had a busy day
I'll let you do your chores now
You had your time to play