Petticoat Dictator has gone
with her sisters
for a girlee thing
The castle is mine
Can do anything I want
Twice I woke up
Yelled, "I am the King!"
and went back to sleep
She's back, wiping sleep from my eyes
"Yes, dear, how High?"
And, "No dear, I have been
busy cleaning the moat!"
A man's home is his Castle
"Yes dear, the cat was on the bed."
I didn't say the Petticoat Dictator is bright
We don't have a cat.
It is really great to be Kanink--Queen!