After the garage sale
Sunken worn out and pale
I found on my desk Old Phart pills
Just beyond my coffee spills
Pills for the antiquated
Truth this old man officially spaded
You need old Phart pills if often cranky
Put me in tears pulled out a hankie
If you continually talk to yourself
Put that one up on the shelf
Or look at twelve year old girls and drool
That's not me another fool
But a splash of cologne seventy music and party
No the gift came from another old animal farty
Think I'll take a couple excite his wife
Rip roaring party animal sinuous life
But back to reality and these aching old knees
Most exciting thing this old man does is sneeze and wheez
Sure Ted I know someone gave these to you
Remember our youth now just a couple of old fools
Remember old days doing bop knees touching the floor
Even old Phart pill won't help me do it anymore