Jeff is a guy from Preston that we all know
But we won`t hold that against him though,
Just like the rest of us he likes a good time
Nothing wrong with that it isn`t a crime.
Poor Jeff has had an operation on his back
And he was hoping soon to be back on track
But progress is slow and this doesn`t please
`Cause as of yet he doesn`t get much ease.
Jeff`s been told it may not get better
But he`ll think positive he`s no fretter,
Physio starts on Friday this week
And some good results Jeff will seek.
Friday for Jeff is a special day too
Don`t know if he`s having a do
Could he be tripping the light fandango?
With the pain he`s got I don`t think so.
This birthday is special as he`ll be fifty
Don`t worry Jeff you can still be nifty,
I wrote this just to let you know
Congratulations on your BIG five 0.
