Jose Cuervo ain't no friend of mine,
'cause he got me into trouble all night.
Got me drunk on tequila and lime and then
made me shoot out all the lights and howl
at the moon like a darned fool.
Then he caused me to get into lots of
fights with the men at the bar.
And to top it all off he got me sent to
jail for kissing all the girls last night.
Donavon Scott Vinson