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'' A Pre Nup Is Vital '' HUMOUR
Paul has had a nasty fright,
he's now having, '' A HARD DAYS NIGHT ‘'
someone's behaving like a whelp,
that's why Paul deserves some '' HELP ''
All she wants is '' A TASTE OF HONEY ''
then she'll say ‘' I WANT MONEY ''
poor Pauls mind is in a whirl,
he wishes he'd met ‘'ANOTHER GIRL ‘'
If he ever does he'll say with a frown,
all I ask is ‘'DON'T LET ME DOWN ‘'
he told his Stella in a letter,
you told me ‘' I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER ‘'
Next time if there are signs of strife,
take my advice and ‘'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ‘'
no need to listen to any more yammer,
while you've got ‘' MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER ‘'
His lawyers advised him don't say a word,
you'll soon be as ‘' FREE AS A BIRD ''
don't get angry no need to, ‘' SHOUT ''
leave it to us ‘' WE CAN WORK IT OUT ‘'
Take a holiday perhaps to Rome,
you can celebrate now ‘' SHE'S LEAVING HOME ‘'
she'll find out when she gets that shove,
your money will make her a ‘' SOLDIER OF LOVE ‘'
Some of her claims are really wild,
she should be thinking of their, '' LITTLE CHILD ‘'
she just keeps saying it isn't me,
she really should just ' LET IT BE ‘'
Paul stays silent and takes the flak,
he only wishes she would '' GET BACK ‘'
perhaps to Russia that's quite far,
then she'd be '' BACK IN THE U.S.S.R. ‘'
At this time he feels like Digby,
he wishes he'd married '' ELEANOR RIGBY ‘'
the lurid claims and the trouble they're brewing,
he's bound to ask ‘' WHAT YOU'RE DOING ‘'
She says money that will do,
it's worth what came ‘' FROM ME TO YOU ‘',
Paul stays quiet and keeps in line,
if asked he says '' I FEEL FINE ‘'.
He's worried about Bea and what she will say,
when she recalls, ‘' THINGS WE SAID TODAY ‘',
he has nothing to hide no need to lie,
all he asks his ex is ‘' TELL ME WHY ‘'.
Some of the claims were really crass,
but Paul just says ‘' ALL THINGS MUST PASS ‘',
then when she's finally gone away,
she will become '' YESTERDAY ‘'.
That's when Paul will come to the fore,
he'll say I'll be glad ‘' WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR ‘',
he's behaved with dignity he's kept his pride,
now he can buy a ‘' TICKET TO RIDE ''.
Just as Pauls life then transcends,
he'll say I'll get by ‘' WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ''
he'll start a new life as his problems unload,
then travel ‘' THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD ''
Now the case is over Paul lets out a sigh,
while his ex is still ranting Paul says, ‘' NO REPLY ‘'
she's raging at Paul she says it's not funny,
her claims are ‘' YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ''
Paul say's stop you're making me cry,
please go and get yourself ‘' SOME OTHER GUY ‘'
I was doing okay ‘' TILL THERE WAS YOU ‘'
now I can live, ‘' LIKE DREAMERS DO ''
Now this is finished I will guarantee,
until I die ‘' YOU WON'T SEE ME ‘'
Paul's a romantic he's not a fighter,
maybe now he'll become ‘' A PAPERBACK WRITER ‘'.
He can tell us all now he's rid of his fetter,
how his new life is ‘' GETTING BETTER ‘'
he can write a new book or create some new numbers,
now he has time for some ‘' GOLDEN SLUMBERS ''
Pauls divorce means they're finally apart,
he knows she had ‘' A DEVIL IN HER HEART ‘'
now she has gone there is no more pain,
paul says ‘' CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN ‘'
He has now seen ‘' THE INNER LIGHT ‘'
now that his ex is way out of sight,
his marriage to her was a bitter pill,
which left him feeling like ‘' THE FOOL ON THE HILL ‘'
But now he's back where he belongs,
writing and singing his memorable songs,
at last he can say ‘' HERE COMES THE SUN ‘'
he now thinks ‘' HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN ‘'
His new soul-mate will be a gift from above,
he'll now find the meaning of ‘' REAL LOVE ‘'
we all know his ex was living a lie,
now she'll be asking her friends ‘' DON'T PASS ME BY ‘'
So go on Paul you know what to do,
tell Bea ‘' I'M HAPPY JUST TO DANCE WITH YOU ‘'
‘' IF YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE ‘' you can take the flak,
for soon you'll be singing ‘' I'LL BE BACK ‘'
Pauls behaviour we can only commend,
we all knew he'd win through in, ‘'THE END'''
if he ever remarries he can pen a new title,
perhaps he will call it,
‘'A PRE NUP IS VITAL''.
he's now having, '' A HARD DAYS NIGHT ‘'
someone's behaving like a whelp,
that's why Paul deserves some '' HELP ''
All she wants is '' A TASTE OF HONEY ''
then she'll say ‘' I WANT MONEY ''
poor Pauls mind is in a whirl,
he wishes he'd met ‘'ANOTHER GIRL ‘'
If he ever does he'll say with a frown,
all I ask is ‘'DON'T LET ME DOWN ‘'
he told his Stella in a letter,
you told me ‘' I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER ‘'
Next time if there are signs of strife,
take my advice and ‘'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ‘'
no need to listen to any more yammer,
while you've got ‘' MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER ‘'
His lawyers advised him don't say a word,
you'll soon be as ‘' FREE AS A BIRD ''
don't get angry no need to, ‘' SHOUT ''
leave it to us ‘' WE CAN WORK IT OUT ‘'
Take a holiday perhaps to Rome,
you can celebrate now ‘' SHE'S LEAVING HOME ‘'
she'll find out when she gets that shove,
your money will make her a ‘' SOLDIER OF LOVE ‘'
Some of her claims are really wild,
she should be thinking of their, '' LITTLE CHILD ‘'
she just keeps saying it isn't me,
she really should just ' LET IT BE ‘'
Paul stays silent and takes the flak,
he only wishes she would '' GET BACK ‘'
perhaps to Russia that's quite far,
then she'd be '' BACK IN THE U.S.S.R. ‘'
At this time he feels like Digby,
he wishes he'd married '' ELEANOR RIGBY ‘'
the lurid claims and the trouble they're brewing,
he's bound to ask ‘' WHAT YOU'RE DOING ‘'
She says money that will do,
it's worth what came ‘' FROM ME TO YOU ‘',
Paul stays quiet and keeps in line,
if asked he says '' I FEEL FINE ‘'.
He's worried about Bea and what she will say,
when she recalls, ‘' THINGS WE SAID TODAY ‘',
he has nothing to hide no need to lie,
all he asks his ex is ‘' TELL ME WHY ‘'.
Some of the claims were really crass,
but Paul just says ‘' ALL THINGS MUST PASS ‘',
then when she's finally gone away,
she will become '' YESTERDAY ‘'.
That's when Paul will come to the fore,
he'll say I'll be glad ‘' WHEN I'M SIXTY FOUR ‘',
he's behaved with dignity he's kept his pride,
now he can buy a ‘' TICKET TO RIDE ''.
Just as Pauls life then transcends,
he'll say I'll get by ‘' WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ''
he'll start a new life as his problems unload,
then travel ‘' THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD ''
Now the case is over Paul lets out a sigh,
while his ex is still ranting Paul says, ‘' NO REPLY ‘'
she's raging at Paul she says it's not funny,
her claims are ‘' YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ''
Paul say's stop you're making me cry,
please go and get yourself ‘' SOME OTHER GUY ‘'
I was doing okay ‘' TILL THERE WAS YOU ‘'
now I can live, ‘' LIKE DREAMERS DO ''
Now this is finished I will guarantee,
until I die ‘' YOU WON'T SEE ME ‘'
Paul's a romantic he's not a fighter,
maybe now he'll become ‘' A PAPERBACK WRITER ‘'.
He can tell us all now he's rid of his fetter,
how his new life is ‘' GETTING BETTER ‘'
he can write a new book or create some new numbers,
now he has time for some ‘' GOLDEN SLUMBERS ''
Pauls divorce means they're finally apart,
he knows she had ‘' A DEVIL IN HER HEART ‘'
now she has gone there is no more pain,
paul says ‘' CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN ‘'
He has now seen ‘' THE INNER LIGHT ‘'
now that his ex is way out of sight,
his marriage to her was a bitter pill,
which left him feeling like ‘' THE FOOL ON THE HILL ‘'
But now he's back where he belongs,
writing and singing his memorable songs,
at last he can say ‘' HERE COMES THE SUN ‘'
he now thinks ‘' HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN ‘'
His new soul-mate will be a gift from above,
he'll now find the meaning of ‘' REAL LOVE ‘'
we all know his ex was living a lie,
now she'll be asking her friends ‘' DON'T PASS ME BY ‘'
So go on Paul you know what to do,
tell Bea ‘' I'M HAPPY JUST TO DANCE WITH YOU ‘'
‘' IF YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE ‘' you can take the flak,
for soon you'll be singing ‘' I'LL BE BACK ‘'
Pauls behaviour we can only commend,
we all knew he'd win through in, ‘'THE END'''
if he ever remarries he can pen a new title,
perhaps he will call it,
‘'A PRE NUP IS VITAL''.
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`` A Pre Nup Is Vital `` HUMOUR
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