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'' Cut Price Bloody Flights '' HUMOUR
I fancied going to Spain this year,
so I searched the Internet,
I tried out various airlines,
just to see what I could get.
As I'm on a real tight budget,
the price had to be the best,
nothing fancy, there and back,
costing less than all the rest.
I then came across a company,
their seats were really cheap,
a no frills airline that would do,
my debts wouldn't go too deep.
When I searched their website,
I was amazed at what I found,
a flight to where I want to go,
for just a single pound.
I then went on to pay the bill,
so I used my credit card,
what I was charged for using it,
has left me feeling scarred.
Then before the bill was finalised,
when I thought I could relax,
they told me I then had to pay,
a thing called airport tax.
But now on to the airport,
as I checked my baggage in,
they said it should be done on-line,
otherwise you cannot win.
I paid another surcharge,
by this time I was running late,
another charge for that said she,
I thought this is bloody great.
She said your bags are far too heavy,
that will cost you more again,
I was running out of money,
this was driving me insane.
Eventually I got on the plane,
then much to my surprise,
they made me pay for an extra seat,
saying I was oversize.
I thought that I had seen it all,
then I asked them for a meal,
thirty pounds for micro chips,
is not the greatest deal.
I also bought a drink of juice,
my micro chips to soak,
the price they charged me for it,
would have made an elephant choke.
Then I visited the toilet,
this caused so much ado,
they even charge an entry fee,
to use the bloody loo.
Eventually when we landed,
I asked where we were at,
she said in Spain I don't know where,
but at least the ground is flat.
I eventually got a taxi,
the driver was full of smiles,
I found out why when I got the bill,
we had travelled two hundred miles.
Now as I sit here bankrupt,
make sure you read your rights,
I can guarantee there's no such thing as,
'' Cut Price Bloody Flights ''
so I searched the Internet,
I tried out various airlines,
just to see what I could get.
As I'm on a real tight budget,
the price had to be the best,
nothing fancy, there and back,
costing less than all the rest.
I then came across a company,
their seats were really cheap,
a no frills airline that would do,
my debts wouldn't go too deep.
When I searched their website,
I was amazed at what I found,
a flight to where I want to go,
for just a single pound.
I then went on to pay the bill,
so I used my credit card,
what I was charged for using it,
has left me feeling scarred.
Then before the bill was finalised,
when I thought I could relax,
they told me I then had to pay,
a thing called airport tax.
But now on to the airport,
as I checked my baggage in,
they said it should be done on-line,
otherwise you cannot win.
I paid another surcharge,
by this time I was running late,
another charge for that said she,
I thought this is bloody great.
She said your bags are far too heavy,
that will cost you more again,
I was running out of money,
this was driving me insane.
Eventually I got on the plane,
then much to my surprise,
they made me pay for an extra seat,
saying I was oversize.
I thought that I had seen it all,
then I asked them for a meal,
thirty pounds for micro chips,
is not the greatest deal.
I also bought a drink of juice,
my micro chips to soak,
the price they charged me for it,
would have made an elephant choke.
Then I visited the toilet,
this caused so much ado,
they even charge an entry fee,
to use the bloody loo.
Eventually when we landed,
I asked where we were at,
she said in Spain I don't know where,
but at least the ground is flat.
I eventually got a taxi,
the driver was full of smiles,
I found out why when I got the bill,
we had travelled two hundred miles.
Now as I sit here bankrupt,
make sure you read your rights,
I can guarantee there's no such thing as,
'' Cut Price Bloody Flights ''
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`` Cut Price Bloody Flights `` HUMOUR
`` Cut Price Bloody Flights `` HUMOUR