Poetic-Verses
'' The Illegal Immigrants Dream ''
If you want to realise your dream,
think, illegal immigration,
want a country with a relaxed regime,
then Great Britain is your nation.
I've travelled half way round the globe,
through fifty countries borders,
they let me through without any probe,
it was claimed they were following orders.
When I said I wanted asylum there,
they told me I must travel on,
to where I asked, they didn't care,
they just wanted me to be gone.
My penultimate port of call,
was Calais over in France,
they said go over there you'll have a ball,
without any song and dance.
Now I've entered your country illegally,
but I don't really give a damn,
you'll now have to keep me regally,
your security's a bloody sham.
When I landed here in Britain,
I knew I'd have it made,
in stone my rights are written,
that's why I'm not afraid.
The fact you're in isolation,
should mean we can't reach you,
despite being an Island nation,
we are many not just a few.
Our advisors tell us what to say,
that way we can remain,
we live to fight another day,
your laws are just insane.
Then if you try to deport us all,
you know we'll stay herein,
we'll just give our lawyers a call,
it's a battle you cannot win.
While we await our fate,
you'll give me a house and cash,
money owed you will backdate,
we'll live with style and panache.
I will never need to work or toil,
I'll get everything for free,
your way of life I will spoil,
while you look after me.
I can go on holiday every year,
then I will just waltz back,
coming through your borders holds no fear,
of security there is a lack.
You really are an easy touch,
that's why we head for here,
we can use your country as our crutch,
there is nothing we need fear.
I can tell you I have kids at home,
how many, have a guess,
enough to fill the Millennium Dome,
more money, you say yes.
I incite my flock but what does amaze,
when I tell them to wage a war,
I do this in the public gaze,
yet you just ask, what for.
If you try to get us thrown out,
you'll be in our lawyers sights,
you will hear our people shout,
you've breached our human rights.
We'll go to Europe and we'll sue,
they'll be told of our indignation,
though it was us who terrorised you,
we'll all get compensation.
If you tried the same in my land,
you'd be kicked right out our door,
from re-entry you'd be banned,
they'd be scraping you off the floor.
Yet you just let us come and go,
we all find it really funny,
we give your country nothing,
yet you let us spend taxpayers money.
Of your generosity we have no doubts,
you pay to keep us healthy,
you give us all these great handouts,
that's why we are so wealthy.
I need to go to ease my strife,
I'm heading down to Dover,
to meet my children and my wife,
in my new Range Rover.
Throughout world war two the Nazis failed,
your defences were supreme,
but now Great Britain is being hailed,
as,
'The Illegal Immigrants Dream''
think, illegal immigration,
want a country with a relaxed regime,
then Great Britain is your nation.
I've travelled half way round the globe,
through fifty countries borders,
they let me through without any probe,
it was claimed they were following orders.
When I said I wanted asylum there,
they told me I must travel on,
to where I asked, they didn't care,
they just wanted me to be gone.
My penultimate port of call,
was Calais over in France,
they said go over there you'll have a ball,
without any song and dance.
Now I've entered your country illegally,
but I don't really give a damn,
you'll now have to keep me regally,
your security's a bloody sham.
When I landed here in Britain,
I knew I'd have it made,
in stone my rights are written,
that's why I'm not afraid.
The fact you're in isolation,
should mean we can't reach you,
despite being an Island nation,
we are many not just a few.
Our advisors tell us what to say,
that way we can remain,
we live to fight another day,
your laws are just insane.
Then if you try to deport us all,
you know we'll stay herein,
we'll just give our lawyers a call,
it's a battle you cannot win.
While we await our fate,
you'll give me a house and cash,
money owed you will backdate,
we'll live with style and panache.
I will never need to work or toil,
I'll get everything for free,
your way of life I will spoil,
while you look after me.
I can go on holiday every year,
then I will just waltz back,
coming through your borders holds no fear,
of security there is a lack.
You really are an easy touch,
that's why we head for here,
we can use your country as our crutch,
there is nothing we need fear.
I can tell you I have kids at home,
how many, have a guess,
enough to fill the Millennium Dome,
more money, you say yes.
I incite my flock but what does amaze,
when I tell them to wage a war,
I do this in the public gaze,
yet you just ask, what for.
If you try to get us thrown out,
you'll be in our lawyers sights,
you will hear our people shout,
you've breached our human rights.
We'll go to Europe and we'll sue,
they'll be told of our indignation,
though it was us who terrorised you,
we'll all get compensation.
If you tried the same in my land,
you'd be kicked right out our door,
from re-entry you'd be banned,
they'd be scraping you off the floor.
Yet you just let us come and go,
we all find it really funny,
we give your country nothing,
yet you let us spend taxpayers money.
Of your generosity we have no doubts,
you pay to keep us healthy,
you give us all these great handouts,
that's why we are so wealthy.
I need to go to ease my strife,
I'm heading down to Dover,
to meet my children and my wife,
in my new Range Rover.
Throughout world war two the Nazis failed,
your defences were supreme,
but now Great Britain is being hailed,
as,
'The Illegal Immigrants Dream''
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`` The Illegal Immigrants Dream ``
`` The Illegal Immigrants Dream ``
