It is illegal for my Grand kids to drive
Not old enough to get a license
The neighbors dog sits on the steering wheel
You cannot even see the neighbor
He has been doing this for years
Adding seven years per dog year
At least the damn mutt might be old enough
But he is not wearing a seat belt
It is stick shift how does he shift?
Does the dog have insurance?
It's time to have dog licenses
This dog may or may not be gay
At the same time he or she
can get a marriage license
Open a business for seeing eye dogs
This would mean a business license
This whole thing has gone to the dogs