Why is everyone picking on me
"Dear Abby!"
The winner of the poetry contest
Who is the Judge?
Oh right--we vote for ourselves
Rodgers--Husky football player
Six Dewie's two deaths
One year in jail
Why are they picking on me
The guy that killed the tuba player
Dewie's beating people up at bus stop
We are going to give him jail time
They should have thrown the key away
Two years ago
Gal with 13 DWI
Woe is me--they want to take her license away
I can't quit smoking
Until I get rid of this lung problem
The Anthony's?
I want to read about them everyday
What bothers me
To see people holding signs on the freeway
In this nation once the richest in the world
About now--it's my knee hurting
And if I get one vote in the poetry contest
Just checking to see if anyone reads
Not seeing any critique at all any more
Everyone is voting for themselves
To empress the judges of the poetry contest
Why's everyone picking on me?