I'm Going To Have A Baby
I'm Going To Have A Baby
I'm going to have a baby
Yes this will be a first
I wonder how I'll do it
Cuz I am not a her
When told that I was pregnant
I thought it was a joke
I hit the poor old doctor
And broke his little nose
I know this may sound crazy
A man's not made for this
Who knew that it would happen
Because of just one kiss
But now that I am pregnant
I guess I'll take the time
To spend with my emotions
I know I'm going to cry
Now since I'm not a woman
You won't hear me complain
This act of having babies
There's really not much pain
Be careful what you wish for
Your wishes may come true
I wished to have the feelings
Just like all women do
I'm going to have a baby
It's going to be a cinch
But if I'm only dreaming
Please give me one big pinch
Copyright ©2011 Marvin H Lane
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