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NIGHT BEFORE XMAS EVE


It's the night before X-mas eve
and all through the house
The turkey is cooking
Scurrying about is the spouse
I looked out the window
And there far away in the sky
Seven tiny Reindeer a dot on the fly
Santa dodged a 787 My oh My
The jets are getting bigger
And Santa better be alert
He split a eggnog all over his shirt
It is snowing and blowing
Some places hotter than---well
I think I'll take a nap and rest a spell
The Petticoat Dictator is wise to my game
She's in the hallway calling my name
Hey guys gotta go she is not happy
The things a guy has to do to spoil his nappy
Merry Christmas and Happy New years
To those who know what this celebration is about
It is Jesus birthday the rest of you pout
Down the chimney comes the fat man
I'm gathering milk and cookies what's that about?
I just threw the neighbors cat out.

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