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NIGHT BEFORE XMAS EVEIt's the night before X-mas eve and all through the house The turkey is cooking Scurrying about is the spouse I looked out the window And there far away in the sky Seven tiny Reindeer a dot on the fly Santa dodged a 787 My oh My The jets are getting bigger And Santa better be alert He split a eggnog all over his shirt It is snowing and blowing Some places hotter than---well I think I'll take a nap and rest a spell The Petticoat Dictator is wise to my game She's in the hallway calling my name Hey guys gotta go she is not happy The things a guy has to do to spoil his nappy Merry Christmas and Happy New years To those who know what this celebration is about It is Jesus birthday the rest of you pout Down the chimney comes the fat man I'm gathering milk and cookies what's that about? I just threw the neighbors cat out. Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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