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''A Body Like Yours Must Be Bought '' satire
When I met you in that darkened room,
I just didn't realise,
That all I'd feel was heartbreak and gloom,
For peering into those eyes.
You looked just like a beauty queen,
Standing seductively at the bar,
The most gorgeous woman I'd ever seen,
A glistening beautiful star.
I may have had a bit to drink,
But that didn't spoil my view,
In fact it inspired me to think,
My desire was to be with you.
How could a guy be so lucky in love,
It must be my ability to disarm,
What I have is a gift from above,
As well as the good looks and charm.
She would make me a perfect partner,
The drink must have given me that thought,
In the darkness I told her, you're perfect,
A body like yours can't be bought
I asked her if she'd share some time with me,
She didn't even put up a fight,
When she came over and said, 'no fee'',
I knew then I'd done something right.
We both laughed and danced the night away,
I knew we were made for each other,
Very soon I knew I would say,
I'd love you to meet my Mother.
At the end of the night I asked her home,
Surprisingly my darling said yes,
I went to the mens room for a wash and comb,
What came next was anyone's guess.
We then made love in every room,
Exhausted we both fell asleep,
We knew next day our passion would resume,
That was a promise we'd keep.
You were to be my future lover,
My beauty I'd finally caught,
The angels were looking after me,
A body like yours can't be bought
Next day off came the wig and eyelashes,
Her make up and then her false teeth,
The daylight exposed all her rashes,
All this while I'm lying underneath.
She asked me for a lingering kiss,
Like the one I had given her last night,
I said sorry darling but I'll give that a miss,
In sobriety you've given me a fright.
The botox was wearing off at this point,
Her wrinkles were there to be seen,
I said to myself, I'm out of this joint,
In truth I'm no longer so keen.
At this point the implants fell out of her chest,
They were splattered all over the floor,
I thought my God that's what I caressed,
At that point I made for the door.
This story is told straight from the heart,
Be happy with what God gave you,
Or very soon you'll be falling apart,
Soon your surgeon you'll be trying to sue.
I knew then I'd made a major gaffe,
It made me feel really distraught,
She said lets make love,
I said you're having a laugh,
' That Body Of Yours Must Be Bought '
I just didn't realise,
That all I'd feel was heartbreak and gloom,
For peering into those eyes.
You looked just like a beauty queen,
Standing seductively at the bar,
The most gorgeous woman I'd ever seen,
A glistening beautiful star.
I may have had a bit to drink,
But that didn't spoil my view,
In fact it inspired me to think,
My desire was to be with you.
How could a guy be so lucky in love,
It must be my ability to disarm,
What I have is a gift from above,
As well as the good looks and charm.
She would make me a perfect partner,
The drink must have given me that thought,
In the darkness I told her, you're perfect,
A body like yours can't be bought
I asked her if she'd share some time with me,
She didn't even put up a fight,
When she came over and said, 'no fee'',
I knew then I'd done something right.
We both laughed and danced the night away,
I knew we were made for each other,
Very soon I knew I would say,
I'd love you to meet my Mother.
At the end of the night I asked her home,
Surprisingly my darling said yes,
I went to the mens room for a wash and comb,
What came next was anyone's guess.
We then made love in every room,
Exhausted we both fell asleep,
We knew next day our passion would resume,
That was a promise we'd keep.
You were to be my future lover,
My beauty I'd finally caught,
The angels were looking after me,
A body like yours can't be bought
Next day off came the wig and eyelashes,
Her make up and then her false teeth,
The daylight exposed all her rashes,
All this while I'm lying underneath.
She asked me for a lingering kiss,
Like the one I had given her last night,
I said sorry darling but I'll give that a miss,
In sobriety you've given me a fright.
The botox was wearing off at this point,
Her wrinkles were there to be seen,
I said to myself, I'm out of this joint,
In truth I'm no longer so keen.
At this point the implants fell out of her chest,
They were splattered all over the floor,
I thought my God that's what I caressed,
At that point I made for the door.
This story is told straight from the heart,
Be happy with what God gave you,
Or very soon you'll be falling apart,
Soon your surgeon you'll be trying to sue.
I knew then I'd made a major gaffe,
It made me feel really distraught,
She said lets make love,
I said you're having a laugh,
' That Body Of Yours Must Be Bought '
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``A Body Like Yours Must Be Bought `` satire
``A Body Like Yours Must Be Bought `` satire