It is not free if
you have to buy one
Who cares if a car goes
160 miles an hour
If the speed limit is 70
Why are seat belts not worn
$102 fine and cell phones ignored
Dogs can sit on your lap
You take poops to other
families homes that don't have a poopsy
Gay marriage
Bruce and Phillip are getting married
They are announcing their aids---vows
To the world
Which one is the wife?
They both wear Men's haircuts
Number one for Spanish two for English
I pay taxes so my Spanish speaking
Neighbor can get free health care
and send most of his earnings home
In God we trust but not politicians