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Give us a sign



Give us a Sign



As you're passing by this church be sure to pay a visit,
So when your carried in God won't say ”Well who is it”
Our social networking sites are not such a modern trend,
Jesus said before Facebook did “ Let me be your friend”,


I want these lines to be humorous, also thought provoking,
Would you spend your eternity in smoking or non smoking?,
Unable to sleep, don't count the sheep, talk with the shepherd
Here we use wireless access, so that everyone can be heard,


When in the dark, follow the son, details are found inside,
Please remember trespassers in this church will be baptised,
Feeling down in the mouth, need a faith lift, heed this little gem,
Jesus died with open arms so that we could to run into them,


God doesn't want weekend access, he wants total custody,
Mysteries of God you want to unlock, Jesus is the key,
Jesus exists not just in the past, he is here all the time,
Scaring the “hell” out of me, and that just suits me fine,



Taken from clever church signage




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