First off let me say I love kids
Secondly let me make a disclaimer
Except five hours on an airplane
Most kids--every flight has a screamer!
Our flight had three
All sitting directly behind me!
Girls sitting next to me said,
"I am breaking my engagement
Or at least I no longer want children."
I tried to convince her they are not all that bad
But she could not hear me
Dad from across the aisle
Of course the baby sitters were there too
All of them under the age of seven
"Don't tell him to shut up he only screams more."
This is how terrorists are produced.
Dad probably has an unlocked assault rifle at home
Ever screamed back at a kid I did--silently
You know when you make faces at cute babies
I just whispered I like kids basted
He cried to Daddy and said the man is mean
Dad looked at me and I said, "He does understand shut up!"
97 percent if the human race are good people
The other 3 percent scream on Airplanes and do not sleep