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The Unhandy Handyman


You may think I am joking, but it puts my wife in a panic
For me being a handyman is akin to surviving the Titanic,
Whatever can go wrong occurs with a monotonous regularity,
Why does it happen to me, my disasters now need clarity,

Just hit the nail on the head, however I hit the one on my thumb,
I am actually quite intelligent, but in practicalities I'm so dumb,
That easy one hour job will become irrevocably more complex,
The more I want resolution, it ends with more diabolical effects,

I am good with my head yet I'm totally hopeless with my hands,
We now call in a local professional that's the way it now stands,
I read an abundant DIY books, keenly trying to improve my nous,
Wife says “Only thing handy about me is I live in the same house”.

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