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PROOF THE WORLD IS COMING TO AND END

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*The Saudi's in jest have some strange ideas in my humble
opinion. I haven't authenticated this but it came across the
Internet that three men were being deported for being too
handsome. Tempting women in Saudi to be immoral. I think this
has to be a joke:


In Saudi Arabia I could be
deported for being too handsome?
OK, that is up to much debate
I haven't seen the three men that were
deported. Does belly fat count?
The older I get the better I Wuz!
My beard had a Grey streak woman.
found sexy. The grey streak is now
the dominate gene. Wife made me shave.
I told her in macho terms, "Yes dear!"


Abused woman shoots boyfriend in head.
Stabs him 27 times with knife
and then slits his throat.
It has taken several years
and two and a half week trial
going on three weeks trial.
To figure out if she is guilty,
and has actually committed a crime?
In the meantime in prison she parties
with her new partners.

Girls well be boys.
This year the first openly lesbian
Candidate for Miss America.
Maybe the Saudis are right
about our insane views on morality
Next year well be first male contestant

In Yankee stadium they are playing Sweet Caroline
Sorry for that one we all feel for Boston
The thing that separates us from the Arabs
Is the universal love of sporting events
and compassion for human beings.
If you take playing soccer with live goats
out of the picture, I mean civil sports.

Back to being incredibly handsome
should I shave or keep this silver gray dome?
Three root canals and gold fillings
Next year I am running for Miss America
Now that drugs are legal I can call it
insane for medial reasons and aren't constant
use of drugs the reason the Arab world is so backward?

This is a jest and my heart bleeds for the insanity
that is bringing reality to the world coming to an end
OH and Jihad, you better be right because when you
arrive I have the feeling the devil is waiting for you
He may make you a turtle and put you on the back
of a alligator as alligators only eat occasionally
So they allow turtles on their backs until time to eat
Quite a teaser that evil one to his followers
Afghanistan, Pakistan and those in Iran
Waiting for 71 virgins. In God we trust as
the devil's promises in reality turn to dust.

I was at the old folk's home visiting Grandma
Lady looked at me and said, "You look really good for your age!"
Does that count as being too handsome,
or is she just getting desperate?







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