A.A.A. AArdvark Corp.
Blacktown doctor
Won't wash hands.
Sudanese, Chinese
In heavy demand.
3 years ago
Was tribunaled and thus,
On the newspapers now
And channel 9 kicks a fuss.
Dr. Singh. Dr. Wong.
Fist or a bolt.
Camera man hazard,
Self defence or assault?
“Middle Eastern Grubs!”
Beach town riot
Advertised on prime time,
But announcer denies it.
Eurocentric menu
Of chaos in suburbs.
While the world's in your backyard,
And only good for their herbs.
Hijab and a kebab
Bank hold up.
Money handed over
Before the homous erupts.
Compensation detectives,
News to the now,
Claim years of compensation.
The box tells you how.
Stress pains from camera aims.
The years go by,
Now they're all wheeling barrows.
A compensation lie?
Dodgy car dealers
Ripping off elders.
Dodgy pink slips given
By dodgy welders.
Superannuation
In the pockets of mechanics.
Prime time investigation,
While the elderly panic.
Methane, propane
Caught in a blaze.
Tax cuts won't raise
The populace praise.
Fireman, trash can
Filled with the forms
Of false alarms and firearms,
And the fines would not burn.
As the court case commenced,
The fines were rethought.
Speed camera faulty.
New ones bought.
Won't flash for crash
At 80 to naught,
But will for 2 km over.
A state government raught?
Six o'clock terrorists.
Seven o'clock fun.
Both with stories.
Both with guns.
Reality TV,
Advertisements crammed.
Prime time viewing,
And even reality's hammed.