A.A.A. AArdvark Corp.

 


Blacktown doctor



Won't wash hands.



Sudanese, Chinese



In heavy demand.



3 years ago



Was tribunaled and thus,



On the newspapers now



And channel 9 kicks a fuss.



Dr. Singh. Dr. Wong.



Fist or a bolt.



Camera man hazard,



Self defence or assault?



“Middle Eastern Grubs!”



Beach town riot



Advertised on prime time,



But announcer denies it.



Eurocentric menu



Of chaos in suburbs.



While the world's in your backyard,



And only good for their herbs.



Hijab and a kebab



Bank hold up.



Money handed over



Before the homous erupts.



Compensation detectives,



News to the now,



Claim years of compensation.



The box tells you how.



Stress pains from camera aims.



The years go by,



Now they're all wheeling barrows.



A compensation lie?



Dodgy car dealers



Ripping off elders.



Dodgy pink slips given



By dodgy welders.



Superannuation



In the pockets of mechanics.



Prime time investigation,



While the elderly panic.



Methane, propane



Caught in a blaze.



Tax cuts won't raise



The populace praise.



Fireman, trash can



Filled with the forms



Of false alarms and firearms,



And the fines would not burn.



As the court case commenced,



The fines were rethought.



Speed camera faulty.



New ones bought.



Won't flash for crash



At 80 to naught,



But will for 2 km over.



A state government raught?



Six o'clock terrorists.



Seven o'clock fun.



Both with stories.



Both with guns.



Reality TV,



Advertisements crammed.



Prime time viewing,



And even reality's hammed.






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