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'' All Alien Life Has Expired ''
When the alien craft finally landed,
Their message to us was quite candid,
We'll not tell a lie obey us or die,
We can be quite heavy handed.
Then the aliens set foot on our planet,
They told us our future they'd plan it,
When we tried to fight back we came under attack,
Now we're forced to live under the granite.
They were into the art of breeding,
Soon our women the aliens were seeding,
When their hybrid appeared it was worse than we feared,
Their claims we found out were misleading.
Our visitors were tinged with a greyness,
Caused by eating our trees called Pandanus,
By refusing to cease they became obese,
Causing problems with their Uranus.
Part of their terms and conditions,
Is they dictate all our everyday missions,
Every minute of our life is now ruled by strife,
They remind me of our politicians.
They did find our planet quite cold,
But what could not be controlled,
Was the soles of their feet couldn't live without heat,
So a knitter of socks they enrolled.
To our bacteria they were totally immune,
We won't harm them anytime soon,
Let there be no doubt we just have to find out,
Their arrogance we need to lampoon.
Their technology meant they weren't wanted,
With their robots they were being taunted,
With nothing to do but harass me and you,
With past decisions they were being haunted.
They said they had arrived here from Mars,
Where they spent their time propping up bars,
They said it was fine to drink alien wine,
As it helped them reach for the stars.
The extra terrestrials now in our midst,
Their superiority we had learned to resist,
To cause them affray our alcohol held sway,
The aliens just loved getting pissed.
They had given us the clue we required,
In alcoholism they were mired,
Though it was risky we fed them with whisky,
'Now All Alien Life Has Expired '
Their message to us was quite candid,
We'll not tell a lie obey us or die,
We can be quite heavy handed.
Then the aliens set foot on our planet,
They told us our future they'd plan it,
When we tried to fight back we came under attack,
Now we're forced to live under the granite.
They were into the art of breeding,
Soon our women the aliens were seeding,
When their hybrid appeared it was worse than we feared,
Their claims we found out were misleading.
Our visitors were tinged with a greyness,
Caused by eating our trees called Pandanus,
By refusing to cease they became obese,
Causing problems with their Uranus.
Part of their terms and conditions,
Is they dictate all our everyday missions,
Every minute of our life is now ruled by strife,
They remind me of our politicians.
They did find our planet quite cold,
But what could not be controlled,
Was the soles of their feet couldn't live without heat,
So a knitter of socks they enrolled.
To our bacteria they were totally immune,
We won't harm them anytime soon,
Let there be no doubt we just have to find out,
Their arrogance we need to lampoon.
Their technology meant they weren't wanted,
With their robots they were being taunted,
With nothing to do but harass me and you,
With past decisions they were being haunted.
They said they had arrived here from Mars,
Where they spent their time propping up bars,
They said it was fine to drink alien wine,
As it helped them reach for the stars.
The extra terrestrials now in our midst,
Their superiority we had learned to resist,
To cause them affray our alcohol held sway,
The aliens just loved getting pissed.
They had given us the clue we required,
In alcoholism they were mired,
Though it was risky we fed them with whisky,
'Now All Alien Life Has Expired '
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`` All Alien Life Has Expired ``
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