~~Arctic Beer ~~
Not many things have brought a tear
To my eyes, more than, Arctic Beer
It wasn’t it’s smooth taste of northern ice
Or the way it felt so nice
As it journeyed down my throat
Like a sailing boat
It wasn’t because it was hangover free
Or that it was only 4% AVB
It wasn’t due to it’s history
Brewed in the most northern Brewery
Nor that that in 2008
Scientist at the North Pole, carried a crate
Of Artic Beer to do research on beer in the cold
It isn’t because it’s Norway’s finest beer
No. this isn’t what brought a tear
To me drinking Arctic Beer
Yes it was nice,
But tears were due to the price!!
£8 a for a small glass of beer
That was enough to form a tear….
