I wish my Nan was older like a granny in a book,
I wish that she could look the way a gran's supposed to look
I wish that she had silver hair all tied up in a bun,
And going to the disco wasn't her idea of fun.
Jenny's Nan's so lovely, she is soft and plump and quiet,
She isn't always on the scales then going on a diet,
But my Nan's more like lemonade, she's full of fun and fizz...
On second thoughts I'm glad my Nan's exactly who she is.