Win A Girlfriend
Cruise to Bahamas
Do I have to keep the girlfriend?
Wife wants to know why I entered
Do we have twin beds?
Does it include airfaire?
Or is it an Affair?
Do I have to be on Senior
citizen reality show?
I don't know where the girlfriend lives
I think I'll take the cash prize instead
Wife says I can keep the girlfriend
She and her girlfriend are off to the Bahamas