Have you got a book to read or something you can play?
Please tell me you've got lots of things to do.
We'll be here for hours now, we could be here all day;
My sister Susan's trying on new shoes.
You could do a crossword puzzle, maybe write a book,
Or build a boat and take it on a cruise,
Train to be an astronaut and fly off to the moon,
While Susan tries another pair of shoes.
"Do these come in a seven?" "Can these have higher heels?"
"I'll try the reds, the silvers and those blues."
"Can I try those lace-up ones that come up to the knee?"
Sister Susan's trying BOOTS and shoes!
You could grow some vegetables and cook them in a stew.
Go in a shop and read a million mags,
But that's not the worst of it, no not by no means, no,
Cos after this she's going to look at bags!
George Ansell(Who hasn't got any sisters..... called Sue...)