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'' It's The Doctor That's Mad ''
I visited the doctor,
He thinks I'm a nutter,
Pink elephants aren't real,
I heard him mutter.
I begged to differ,
I know they're true,
For believe it or not,
There's one beside you.
The doctor said nonsense,
I said there's now three,
He asked is there four,
I didn't agree.
Next time I looked,
There was a full herd,
He said you're insane,
This needs to be shared.
He called in his assistant,
Who turned and ran,
What the hell's wrong?
He said I need a scan.
The doctor asked why,
He said are you blind?
Those elephants beside you,
Can be very unkind.
They are very dangerous,
They can trample your toes,
The doc took a drink,
He said on you this grows.
Before very long,
He could see what we seen,
Saying this is beautiful,
I can see what you mean.
But I think there's a problem,
Though they're not on your list,
I can see blue giraffes,
They're here in our midst.
Pink elephants yes,
Blue giraffes? that's quite sad,
Our diagnosis,
' It's The Doctor That's Mad '
He thinks I'm a nutter,
Pink elephants aren't real,
I heard him mutter.
I begged to differ,
I know they're true,
For believe it or not,
There's one beside you.
The doctor said nonsense,
I said there's now three,
He asked is there four,
I didn't agree.
Next time I looked,
There was a full herd,
He said you're insane,
This needs to be shared.
He called in his assistant,
Who turned and ran,
What the hell's wrong?
He said I need a scan.
The doctor asked why,
He said are you blind?
Those elephants beside you,
Can be very unkind.
They are very dangerous,
They can trample your toes,
The doc took a drink,
He said on you this grows.
Before very long,
He could see what we seen,
Saying this is beautiful,
I can see what you mean.
But I think there's a problem,
Though they're not on your list,
I can see blue giraffes,
They're here in our midst.
Pink elephants yes,
Blue giraffes? that's quite sad,
Our diagnosis,
' It's The Doctor That's Mad '
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`` It`s The Doctor That`s Mad ``
`` It`s The Doctor That`s Mad ``
