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When Sex Stopped Being Fun
 
“If you ain’t having fun, you’re not doing it right.”
I didn’t know making love was such a fight.
The four and foul play are way too much.
To get some help, I went back to church.
Back in the day, it was “Run Johnny Run”.
Now they say, “See Johnny Run"!
 
Sex was good when I was young.
To get it then, it was “Run Johnny Run.”
Whatever happened to make me flee?
I don’t know for the life of me.
After a while, when it stopped being fun,
Everybody said “See Johnny Run.”
 
I thought love would give me some big thrills.
It gave me some headaches and some big bills.
It became too hard for me to go home.
So, I played Poker all night long.
She would give me a stern reprimand.
I loved a woman whom I couldn’t stand.
 
Happiness is a feeling that can’t be forced.
I was unhappy, so I got divorced.
My X says I was the worst kind of jerk.
Sex with her was the worst kind of work.
When sex stopped being fun,
The neighbors could “See Johnny Run”!



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