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'' You Need To Be Mad ''
The hassle of life,
Did cut like a knife,
Being alone had taken its toll,
So I thought it's time to find a wife,
I wanted one I could control.
I'd be the boss,
No cheek or dross,
My partner would soon know her place,
I'd draw the lines that she couldn't cross,
My rules I'd ensure she'd embrace.
Three square a day,
With plenty of play,
Willing it has to be said,
She'd not be allowed to cause me affray,
In addition a nympho in bed.
No watching Eastenders,
Always wearing suspenders,
To be there at my beck and call,
Willing to engage in my weekend benders,
She'd have to be slender and tall.
I've found my mate,
Now I cannot wait,
She seems to be more than willing,
This was reality this was my fate,
Soon my needs she'd be filling.
Little did I know,
It was all just a show,
To get her head under my roof,
All my desires I've had to forego,
She shouts out and I go woof.
Yes she groans,
Not those type of moans,
She constantly nags me to death,
When I ask to get into her bones,
She replies when you take your last breath.
My life is now done,
This battle she's won,
This life can be so unkind,
All I wanted was a bit of fun,
It's true there are none so blind.
To the asylum now carted,
Left broken hearted,
I've lost everything I ever had,
With my home and my sanity I've been parted,
To get married,
' You Need To Be Mad '
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`` You Need To Be Mad ``
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