Alert next Saturday is stamp out terrorist day
If a Terrorist sees a woman other than his wife naked
He must go and seek 77 virgins
Western woman are asked this Saturday
To leave their house for American support
And walk the streets completely unclothed
Western Men of course well not look
Most stores this week have sales on binoculars
Saturday men well still be in line trying to get a bargain
I thought about joining the march
But it would be too dangerous
Should I be seen clean and bathed
Not smelling like a grizzly bear
It might create a stampede and interupt binocular sales
OK, the truth, I'll be in line buying binoculars