ramblings and things
Highway Code (Revised)
If I were the Minister of Transport
I’d really get things done
Armoured traffic cars each carrying
One heavy grade machine Gun,
A guided rocket launcher
A stun grenade or two,
Maybe some tear gas,
I reckon that would do.
Blast a few anti social drivers to
Burn by the side of the road,
Make some others start to
Follow the highway code.
We’d not need to kill very many
To make then see the light
And finally to realise to drive
Is a privelege, not a right.
Maybe a compensation fund for
Bereaved families, children, wives,
Though living with such idiots
Can’t have led to peaceful lives.
Once we’ve got the driving sorted,
Brought civilised behaviour to the road,
Then we add Death For ilegal Parking
To our revised new highway code.
You can lead a horse to water
But you can’t make him drink
But as the deaths mount up
You can make bad drivers think.
Oh If I were Minister of Transport
I’d really get things done
With armoured traffic cars each
Carrying a heavy grade machine gun.
Highway Code (Revised)