Men and women share a common dilemma,
For a male the problem is a lot easier to work out;
He can step behind a house, a tree or car to get him a
measure of relief. However, a female is just about
To explode unless she can get just about anywhere
To ease that awful pressure, it just isn't fair!
A young girl realizes she's the last one at school,
Trying to clear the board, that just isn't cool;
A woman can't get back into the building at work,
The janitor has locked all the doors, what a jerk!
Writhing, bouncing, looking round on the bus,
Oh, my goodness, ladies, why does this happen to us?
Why should we always be jumping up and down,
Hurrying to the bathroom with our faces all a-frown;
Just to find out once we've made it down the hall
That somebody else has beat us to the stall?
When going out especially with no car stop and think,
No matter how thirsty you are DON'T take that last drink!
