I'm a groaner not a crooner
Picture was our engagement photo
I'd put on a picture today
But this site is kid friendly
Maybe I'll change it next Halloween
Still together after 54 years
Only thing in common with Bing
Irish with blue eyes bad knees no longer dance
But wife as pretty as any movie star
I got lucky picked me over Elvis Presley
At the Seattle World Fair sent her a note
She tore it up and said, "How vain Im with my boyfriend!"
I said, "I'd keep the note I have all his records."
A few of Bing Crosby's too.
The only time I sang on stage I was drunk
"Blue Moon, I saw her at the bar alunne!"
And too my Bride, "I only have eyes for you!"
Though lately suppliment with Ocuvite and Calcium