The country is going bankrupt
My platform is easy to understand
My first act would be replacing
all the current and past administrations
Possibly with robots but honest robots
They only have to be oiled now and then
And when their time is past easily stored
None of those long expensive pensions
Given to themselves for doing nothing
Rewriting the free ride they have been on
Can you image Politians being on Social Security?
Health care Veteran's Administration
or Obama health care Government paid
The savings would bring us back billions
Might even save Social Security and Medicare
Something we worked paid years for our retirement
Might even make the country solvent
Stop paying sports stars millions
Pay our veterans the wages of Politicians
Some having been paying with an arm and a leg
Every States Welfare recipients taking drug tests
Those that flunk a free bus ride to home
Not near as crowded as the one bringing them in
Those that can speak our language possible citizenship
If they can pass a drug test are paying taxes and working
They can start as I did as a kid picking beans and strawberries
My running mates abused women with childre, Veterans and retired
They have earned the right to try and save this country
Collect all the free smart phones government given and stolen
The guns stolen and weapons collected given to those fighting terrorists
Let them be used to protect our home from thugs and thieves
Those that have come in a committed crimes boat to get home