ramblings and things
I'm going to save my money
And buy a special little car
With a two toned siren horn and
Mounted flashing blue light bar,
And I'll go out driving
And one of these nights
I'll find a policeman waiting
At red traffic lights.
And I'll pull up behind him,
Blast him with my horn
At the same turning
My flashing blue lights on.
I'll bet the unwary officer
Almost fouls his pants with shock
And I will drive on past him
Putting mileage on the clock.
And as I shoot past
I certainly won't linger
Just lift up my hand
And give him the finger.
Oh the fun and excitement
Of such a jolly jape
Made even better
If I effect my escape
I once got breathalysed
For having a dirty number plate
And the officer that did it treated
Me with such contempt and hate.
He didn't believe me,
Now I come to think,
When I said I didn't
Ever drive after drink.
A negative result
But that man was so rude
That I took the time to inform him
Of his bad attitude
I told he was impolite
The worst PC I'd ever seen
He wasn't very pleased
Told me to quickly leave the scene
I normally respect the police
But some of them dont give a hoot
And just a few of them
Are too big for their boots
So I'm saving my money
To try and make things right
By a dose of their own medicine
At a set of traffic lights.
That’s how he stopped me
Early one Boxing Night
And those flashing lights
Gave us such a fright.
Revenge