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'' You Give Birth To Us Wonderful Men ''
The secret of the one they call woman,
Is what I've been trying to find,
Though a very versatile human,
They tend to be out of their mind.
That Holy Grail is what I seek,
I've searched for it all of my life,
The problem is it's left me weak,
All they do is cause us strife.
Working hard is just not enough,
They are very hard to please,
Wanting pleasured they say tough,
They change like the autumn breeze.
Geniuses everyone my friend,
Friendly and ever so bright,
Their ability to moan will never end,
How can someone forever be right?
Arguments with them are all one way,
You'll be heading for an almighty fall,
Their excuses cover a wide array
It's their way or not at all.
Compliments galore or you'll be dead,
Birthdays you must never forget,
Every detail's retained in their head,
You'll know what they mean by regret.
Breakages are allowed if they're at fault,
But not if it's down to you,
Their very presence you must exalt,
To our cost we know that is true.
We males will admit in the interests of peace,
That though it is hard to believe,
The quality in this world you daily increase,
There are miracles you do actually achieve.
To all women this will come as a shock,
But you get it right now and then,
When I tell you the secret you mustn't mock,
' You Give Birth To Us Wonderful Men '
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`` You Give Birth To Us Wonderful Men ``
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