A POOR , POOR , HOMELESS MAN WAS WALKING In THE DESERT ONE DAY ?
HE FOUND A MAGIC LANTERN !
HE RUBBED THIS LANTERN ?
BOOM! A GENIE APPEARS ~
THE GENIE SAID TO HIM ?
I GRANT YOU THREE WISHES ?
THE POOR MAN
QOUTED:
I WISHED I HAD A NICE EXPENSIVE CAR!
BOOM !
THE GENIE GRANTED THE MAN WITH A VERY NICE CAR?
THE MAN SAID ?
I WISHED I HAD ?
ONE MILLION DOLLARS ?
BOOM !
THE GENIE GRANTED A MILLION DOLLARS !
FOR THE MAN ?
? THE MAN COULDN'T THINK Of ANOTHER WISH ?
THE MAN STARTED TOO ,WALKED AWAY !
THE MAN WAS SINGING ?
OHH HOW I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYERS WEINER ?
!!!!!!! BOOM THE GENIE TURNED THE MAN INTO AN ?
OSCAR MEYER WEINER !
LAUGH OUT LOUD !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT WOULD YOU GET ?
WHEN YOU CROSS A LETTER I ?
WITH A WORD NO ?.
ONE SHALL GET !
> I DON'T KNOW <
LAUGH OUT LOUD !
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WHAT DID THE SHOE LACES SAY TOO THE SHOES ?
YOU HAVE GOT ME ?
ALL TIED Up !
! LAUGH OUT LOUD !
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WHAT DOES ONE GET ?
WHEN YOU CROSS YOUR UNDERWEAR ?
WITH A PAIR Of SCISSORS ?
A SHORTS CUT !
LAUGH OUT LOUD !
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WRITTEN FROM HEAVENLY RANDLE KIRK NULL B- DAY 08/25/1959
COPYRIGHTED 08/27/2015
HEAVENS BLESSES THE YOU TO ENTER THE WHIRLING GATES ?
OR IS THAT THE HURLEY GATES ?
OR Is THAT THE PEARLY GATES ?
YEAH THAT SOUNDS BETTER !
LAUGH OUT LOUD
IBBA, IBBA, DEE,
THAT'S ALL FOLKS !
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Faheemjawaid82 days ago
You always come out with something that makes me think harder and harder Randy.
This is superior one.
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randle null82 days ago
THANKS FAHEEM
I HEAVENLY RANDY NULL HAPPENS TOO Be
A JOKE
ACCORDING TOO WORK AND ALSO SOCIETY
LAUGH OUT LOUD
THANKS
FROM RANDY NULL
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LOL
Robin Patir82 days ago
GOOD
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randle null82 days ago
THANKS BUNCHES FOR YOUR FOUR STARS
DEAR ROBIN
FROM HEAVENLY RANDY NULL TACOMA WA.
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Corny and humorous.
Francis Maring82 days ago
I found the joking manner of this piece to be familiar and funny.