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When Noah builded


 His Gopherwood Ark,


  Filled with animals


For his floating Park,


Nobody noticed stowing away


Both Calorie and Quark.


 


The Quark, re-discovered 


 Quite recently,


Made no trouble in any way


For folk like you and me.


The same can't be said for


That infernal calorie.


 


Sneaking into every single


Edible thing


Lurking like wasp with 


Its evil sting


Causing distress and woe 


And fattening.


 


 I've never seen a calorie


Not sure if they're even true


But if I ever meet one


I know just what I'll do;


I'll take my walking stick


To give it a whack or two,


 


 


Chanting out all the time


Calorie Calorie vile and rude


Causing me to swell


With fatitude


Until my pants have


 Little latitude


 


When Noah builded


His Gopher Wood Ark


And launched in time 


His zoological park


Why on earth did he take


Both calorie and quark.


 


 


 

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