Not a good night
There are good and bad
Am Turning off the TV
Think watching is giving me an ulcer
Been watching the Bachelor
Like Hillary dating Trump
or the day of reckoning
I'm applying as campaign manager
For the Arizona Sherrif
Making prisoners wear pink undies
Putting homeless tents in the desert
What a concept for curing homelessness
Snakes and lizards to eat
And an occasional rainstorm
cocaine to see snakes and lizards
And so many Casinos nearby to rob
One blanket each in thirty degree weather
Training for the return trip
Build a wall over a crocodile swamp
Survivors can learn English
Those that don't back in the swamp