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THE IRS CALLED TODAY

By Dan Donlan, www.PoetryPoem.com/dandy1    Unlock all Features - Upgrade to Poetry Prime



The IRS scammers are out
At least I have to assume the IRS
"We have been trying find you for days
I am the IRS and I am going to sue you!"
First doubt I had this was a human person.
I have never been able to talk to a human being
Anytime I ever talked to the IRS!
Dial tone phone, punch "1" if this is payment
"2" If your payment is going to be delayed
"3" if you are speaking Spanish
"4" Muslim or Russian "5" the VA to deny any claims
English starts with number "6"
7 and 8 are explaining their operators are busy
9 if none of these are what you are calling about!
And nine starts all over so you never speak to a human
This was a real human lady and she left her number
So I tried to send her number to the IRS fraud department
Only I found out there is no way to contact the IRS
If she calls again I well conference call her to my Sister in Law
She loves to talk to about anything and anyone at all and
she never has paid any taxes or worked for a living
If we play it right she well get another welfare check
She is voting Dumocrat again who take care of her
I wonder if this is the same lady who called me from the bank
"This is the Bank and you have been robbed what is your password?"
I told her it was my cellular wife does all the finances
Said, "This is her number she well give it to you." Gave her bank
fraud number. She called back ten minutes later crying.
"This is Elma Peterson please do not deal with them."









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