ramblings and things
In this land of hope and glory
He formed an Institution
One boring summer day
As nobody would ever listen
To what he had to say.
He said he was an expert
In all things concerning life,
Finance and Social Matters
Warfare and internicine strife.
He had a piece of seaweed
Tarot deck and crystal ball
And in the event of indecison
Tossed a coin to settle all.
He rose to fame and glory
Without reason, sense or rhyme
Which goes to shows how easy to
Fool most people most of the time.
He’s in the House of Lords now
As Professor Of Difficult sums
Proud of his ability
To take life as it comes.
Just say you are an expert
And if you have the sneck
It’s so unlikely there’ll ever
Be any credential check.
For this is Tory Britain,
Land of the entrepreneur,
And few are likely to question
The means used to get you there.
Just sing Rule Britannia
Hope and Glory, and the Queen
Making sure when you do it
You are very widely seen.
It’s in the eleventh commandment,
Which is now so generally taught
Just keep your powder dry
And hope you dont get caught.
In the event of any problems
you can use no win no fee
There’s plenty of dodgy lawyers
Who’ll work to set you free
In this Land of Hope and Glory
Land Of Hope And Glory