Boom boom BOOM

Tingle tingle tingle

If I had  bodhrum

And Sue had a triangle

You bet we'd approach

Music from a different angle

With my boom boom 

And her tingle tingle

We'd have the makings

Of a number one single

Oh the glory

Oh the fame

Up there in lights 

Both our names

But both being

Modest folk

We'd treat our fame

As an ironic joke

And like Santa Claus

We’d appear

For public view

Just once a year

To discreetly wave

And have a great ball

As we shouted to the world

Merry Christmas one and all

Tingle tingle tingle

Boom boom BOOM