ramblings and things
'Twas the semi final
Coming to its end
Three all male finalists
Thus bucking previous trend.
When told she was leaving
She'd stoically played her part
But deep down she was seething
And there was murder in her heart.
One great yell of Banzai
One contestant dead
Felled by a heavy frying pan
Smack across the head.
The first one down and
With her anger still unsated
She hid inside the grounds
And patiently waited,
Vowed to herself
She wouldn't budge
Until she'd killed
At least one judge.
The bearded bloke
For a start
He'd been sarky about
Her bakewel tart:
Had a soggy bottom
The bastard had said
Well he didn't laugh then
As she stabbed him dead.
The very thought
Making her merry
She planned the demise
Of Mary Berry.
She laughed so much
At her planned joke
She went and had
A fatal stroke.
They covered the deaths
With a bunch of lies
And continued on
To present the prize.
For it's the baking that matters
And the tension is so thrilling
And it's not so very often
After all, it ends up in a killing
Oh it's full of verve and passion
You can sense the tempers rise
As they all scheme and vie for
The Bake Off First prize.
Bake Off - The Final