Father's day comes one day a year
Mother's day is every day in a week
Except Father's day and the trash does not come
She underlines the day in a Calendar
She says that's the day you do the dishes
I do the dishes every Mother's day
I'll take out the trash
Father's day falls on a Sunday
The trash is taken out on Tuesday
The kids come over Father's day
They sit me in a chair and make fun of me
I can't wait for Mother's day
And I don't have to pay for all those shirts
You well notice there are two themes for Mother's day
Father's day is Star without a name