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Sounds like a starvation diet to me
Dietary irritants to avoid are:
Alcohol(liquor, wine, wine coolers, and beer)
So they want me to give up pain relievers, I get it!
Acidic fruits or juices(cranberry,orange lemon Pineapple ext)
So much for Cranberry juice being good for you
I'll just drink, ah-- come on apple juice next on list
Carbonated drinks--for kids anyway
Spicy foods and chili--next they;re going to say spaghetti
Tomatoes, and tomato products(Sauce, salsa ketchup Etc
Might as well put a gun to my head. This skinny dude crazy?
Next he will say--he did, oh,No way chocolate---?
Caffeinated or acidic drinks(coffee, decaf coffee? and some tea
Might as well stay in bed all day. The smell leads me to kitchen
Artificial sweeteners that contain aspartame or saccharine
Is it safe to remove the bladder?
Now that one is easy I like real sugar
What in heavens name is Kava or Rombaunts brands?
Herbal or weak tea low amounts of citrus ugh--!
Dip the tea bag four times and not let it seep
I think I will deal with frequent urination
If I heat the water is that an irritant?








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