My friend got a new job
He is on a power struggle with reality
Known him since grade school
Saw the light the badge
Ah that's Brad
"License and registration
Sir do you know you were going 28 in a 25 zone?"
I called his Mother
I am not speaking to my son
He was following me to make sure
I made it to the knitting club
Gave me a ticket for a tail light being out."
Two weeks later he was fired.
Nice to have him off the streets