This year I was the Big Bad Wolf
I had a eye appointment
I put the mask on and saw only through the nose
Staggered through the door saying, "I can't see!"
Everyone laughed except me
I really couldn't see
Nurse said you well see much better if you pull
the mask down lower, "Walla, I was cured!"
There were holes to see through above the nose
Only two Trick or Treators.
"Have--ve youu seen my children---?
They are prowling about looking for Candy!"
OK, I scare the little ones and give parents beer.
Only two trick or treaters this year---and