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'' It Is That Time Of Year ''
A Merry Christmas to one and all,
Let your hair down and have a ball,
As for resolutions, don't let them stall,
Remember you need to adhere.
Christmas time is a bloody con,
Love and goodwill is your new dawn,
While your bank account is overdrawn,
It's run by the racketeer.
Enjoy your gifts on Christmas day,
If you don't like them please don't say,
Next year give them all away,
Though pretend you hold them dear.
Don't eat too much Christmas dinner,
Gluttony does make you a sinner,
Eating less does make you thinner,
Though you're not what you appear.
As for booze please don't get drunk,
You'll say too much and get a clunk,
They'll have you branded as a skunk,
Your character they'll smear.
Don't dare snog that total stranger,
Believe me you will be in danger,
Don't become the poor Lone Ranger,
All you'll do is shed a tear.
Show forgiveness and compassion,
All that love you mustn't ration,
To loathe your enemies is still in fashion,
Just don't make it crystal clear.
As it is the season of goodwill,
Refuse to pay the bloody bill,
Tell them you have had your fill,
Make them disappear.
As you look back from your prison cell,
On your murky deeds you mustn't dwell,
To your conscience say farewell,
' It Is That Time Of Year '
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`` It Is That Time Of Year ``
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