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CHILD FRIENDLY

POUNDED BY THE ILLUSIONIST

SUGGESTED POETRY

AM I ALONE?

TAKE THE TIME



JOKER

ASKED MY WIFE WHAT SHE THOUGHT OF PREJIDICE

WHEN i'M DEAD

WOW

BEING NICE TO PEOPLE

LOVE AND HATE MATE

EMPTY MEANINGS FROM EMPTY HEADS

THE FROZEN CHOSEN

HEAVENS WAITING LIST

WRITTEN IN MOMS MEMORY

WHITE CHURCH ON THE HILL

DAYS END

ALZHEIEMEERS

FIXED INCOMES

I LOOKED IN HER EYES

MIND READING

THE CHAIR

DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO NUMBER TWO

THANKS YOU ALL

DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO

I AM SORRY

MAKING AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN

GROWING BROWN GRASS

THE DEVIL WELL NOT WAIT AT HEAVENS GATE

REALITY OF THE MIND

HIDDEN SECRETS

GRANDPARENT SCAM

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Being Irish all my life
I was given a DNA test
I am what I am or so I thought
I  don't bow to the king and queen
Though I have been to Canada
Have no interest in going to England
I have teased the wife about being English
So she put the results on my desk
Circled in my green blood probably relish
And on St Patrick day
She has no morals and bows to the queen
Circled, Ethnicity Estimate
I am 43 percent Great Britain
27 percent Ireland
30 percent other regions
Mom's maiden name was Soash
I assumed the was native Indian
It had to be Grandma she spent time In Canada
Owned a Scottish Terrier and drank weak tea
No more blood tests for me
I drink Jim Beam or Jamison Irish whiskey on the rocks
Tea time is with a driver and hitting golf balls
I  became a poet when i realized there was nothing else I could do
That how you became a poet too?

 





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